Well, as the almost daily patches and fixes keeps most of the Age of conan populace happy, some of the accidental fixes caused an uproar by a handful few of subscribers who bought the game for teh boobs.

Before

After



If you didn’t notice it from the screenshots, the latest game fixes shrunk boob sizes of female characters and NPCs. Could the extra boob size cause the game to require more system resources? What is Funcom’s stand in this issue?

“Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have
had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change
in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the
so-called morph values associated with character models and the size
of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your
breasts should be back to normal soon. The plastic surgeons of Hyboria
apologize for the inconvenience.”
- Official Funcom statement delivered by Funcom Product Manager, LordOrion

and an ironic follow up

“… I had never thought I would write that statement anywhere. Working in the gaming industry is weird.”
- LordOrion, on “boob nerf statement by Funcom”

“bust lift patch… bust lift patch… bust lift patch…”

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Age of Conan | June 2 Patch Change Changes

General

• Fixed some more server and client crashes.
• An issue which could make NPCs evade forever has been resolved.
• An issue which could lead to pets become unresponsive has been resolved.

GUI

• You should now receive feedback if you try to take items from the guild bank without having enough rank.

Items

• Items in tradepost now show stack-size.
• Resources Gathering: Cotton and Cottonwisp have been fixed.
• Kheshatta: Drop rate for Scorpion plate has been increased.
• Fixed a grammatical error with Knarled Leather. It should now be named Gnarled Leather.
• Boltshock Bangles are now properly classified as “Cloth Armor” instead of “Wrist Armor”
• Thunder River: The quest item ‘Smoked Meat’ has re-received its visual appearance.
• Field of the Dead: ‘Fur of Bloodclaw’ will no longer end up in the quest inventory.
• Thunder River: The quest item ‘Helvenia’s Herbs’ has re-received its visual appearance.
• Sanctum of the Burning Souls: The boss drop ‘Bloodtainted Hoop’ will no longer end up in the quest inventory.

Massive PvP

• PVE Player city buildings should no longer be attackable.

NPCs

• Bartholomo’s Wife will now respawn more often.
• Acheronian Ruins NPCs will respawn more often
• It should be easier to deal with Renton’s Corrupt Friends when doing the quest Awakening II.

Player Characters

Barbarian

• Finishing Blow damage boost should only affect the first hit after the charge.
• Thirst for Blood should correctly trigger it’s stacking damage bonuses for you and your team.

Necromancer

• Pets should not auto dismiss so fast when they cannot reach their owner.

Ranger

• Knee-Capping should no longer trigger Root Immunity on NPCs
• Marked for Death should give the correct damage values for bow/xbow.
• Marked for Death cooldown has been adjusted to 3 minutes like originally intended.
• Critical Aim should no longer fail to execute in some situations.
• Critical Aim duration increased to 10 seconds, but it will instantly terminate on the next ranged hit
• You should no longer get messages about getting non existing abilities when training Eagle Eye.

Tempest of Set

• Triumphant Life of Set has had its total damage dealt per cast increased.
• Triumphant Life of Set now deals the damage over 3 seconds instead of instantly.

Quests

• Old Secrets: Golden Golem should now always spawn.
• The Demon in The Tree: The Demon in the Tree Minions should now always attack the player.
• End Battle: Strom should now respawn, making it impossible to break the last part of the end battle.
• Quests Bloodroot, Concealing the Chinks, Purging the Fallen, and Source of Contagion have been improved in Tarantia Noble.

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Hellgate London : Abyss Chronicles will feature new content when Hellgate London 2.0 launches. To read more about these new features, check out the Hellgate London Patch 2.0 and 2.1 notes.

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